llama special case in joke demo

This commit is contained in:
Cyber MacGeddon 2026-03-04 14:25:54 +00:00
parent 5f53cf1848
commit 73b7917d31

View file

@ -63,6 +63,23 @@ JOKES = {
"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around, 127 little bugs in the code.",
],
},
"llama": {
"pun": [
"Why did the llama get a ticket? Because he was caught spitting in a no-spitting zone!",
"What do you call a llama who's a great musician? A llama del Rey!",
"Why did the llama cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!",
],
"dad-joke": [
"What did the llama say when he got kicked out of the zoo? 'Alpaca my bags!'",
"Why don't llamas ever get lost? Because they always know the way to the Andes!",
"What do you call a llama with no legs? A woolly rug!",
],
"one-liner": [
"Llamas are great at meditation. They're always saying 'Dalai Llama.'",
"I asked a llama for directions. He said 'No probllama!'",
"Never trust a llama. They're always up to something woolly.",
],
},
"animals": {
"pun": [
"What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh!",